This is what is bugging me!
Normally I would be disgusted that I found him/her crawling on the back of my neck. This little thing was quite impressive. Once you get past the uncontrollable desire to dial up an exterminator, you can really appreciate how cool he/she is. I call it a thing because I have no idea what it is. If you know what it is, please keep it to yourself. I am sure I don't want to know. I think the gender neutrality is there for obvious reasons. You can see it move and crawl in the attached video. (sorry it is blurry)
P.S. That paper towel that he/she is on bacame his/her final resting place.